Try a bite and you might like it
By paul marvin
Most kids growing up in the North Country have heard the same line from their parental units. āJust try a bite, you might like it.ā Stubborn kids like me had attempted not to heed this advice more than once. My opinion always made more sense than the alternative and was never based on fear. Sometimes we found success. Other occasions we sat at the dinner table until bed.
A notable exception is someone I know. Her dad, weāll call him Frank (not his real name), gave her peanut butter and jelly when she didnāt like what Mrs. Frank placed on the table. As a result, this now adult someone still orders kids menu-esque items like chicken strips no matter how fancy or not-fancy the restaurant we visit is. Not only did Frank cultivate a chicken strip connoisseur, he inadvertently created a Food Chicken.
A Food Chicken is a real-life, North Country, mythical creature. Like a Lake Rat. It is someone who is afraid to try new foods.
But you didnāt hear any of these secrets from me. In fact, I better cross the road and get out of here. When it comes to my wife, Iām a Chicken too. Not a Food Chicken, just the regular, scared husband kind.
Did I say wife? I meant Frankās kid.
But Iām not a chicken all the time. Remember, Iām stubborn. A Stubborn Kid is a real-life, Up-North, mythical creature. Like a Lake Rat or Food Chicken.
When Frankās kid and I first met, she wouldnāt eat a certain meal. Weāll call it tacos (not the real food).
I politely (not all the time) ridiculed her en Espanol and English until she tried my secret, 75 cent, store bought, packet recipe.
Guess what? She likes āem. Like that kid Miguel and the 70ās cereal. These days, we eat tacos every Tuesday (obviously)ā¦ Or any other time which ends in āday.ā
Iām pretty sure moms and dads who hold true to the philosophy of forcing their kids to try new things tend to produce future adults who ultimately embrace opportunities that take them outside of their comfort zones.
Believe me. Even though I donāt have kids, parenting advice is my forte. Or however you say expertise in Spanish.
Since youāve asked for advice about kids, hereās something else. This fall, teach them the importance of voting.
Iām told barely 50 percent of people participate in democracy nationally. The percentage around here is actually quite a bit higher. Nice job, us.
Which just goes to show you, we have historically good parenting. Probably because you listen to what I say about raising kids.
Now quit being a Food Chicken and eat your dinner. And if you donāt vote, give it a try. Heck, donāt stop there. Volunteer or give someone a ride to the polls. Celebrate your democratic freedom as part of this great republic. Regardless of your political taste.
You might even like it.
paul marvin is a northern Minnesota communications/marketing consultant and artist. View his work at northcountrycrock.com or paulmarvinarts.com.